Rick and Morty invade Middle Earth

Once upon a time, in the land of Middle Earth, the characters of Lord of the Rings were enjoying a peaceful day in the Shire. Frodo was smoking his pipe, Sam was tending to his garden, and Gandalf was enjoying a cup of tea. Suddenly, a portal opened up and out stepped Rick and Morty.

"Whoa, Morty, we're in some kind of medieval fantasy world," Rick said, looking around.

"Uh, Rick, I don't think we should be here," Morty replied nervously.

But before they could leave, they were surrounded by hobbits, dwarves, and elves. Legolas stepped forward and asked, "Who are you and what is your business here?"

"I'm Rick Sanchez, and this is my grandson Morty. We're just passing through," Rick said, taking a swig from his flask.

Gandalf approached them and said, "I sense great power within you, Rick Sanchez. Perhaps you can help us defeat Sauron and his army of orcs."

"Defeat Sauron? That sounds like a challenge," Rick said with a smirk.

The group set out on their journey, with Rick constantly making sarcastic remarks about the fantasy world they were in. When they finally reached Sauron's fortress, they were met with a massive army of orcs.

"Alright Morty, time to show these orcs what we're made of," Rick said, pulling out his portal gun.

As the battle raged on, Rick and Morty used their advanced technology to take down the orcs with ease. Meanwhile, Gandalf and Rick bonded over their love of booze, sharing stories and drinking from their flasks.

Finally, they reached Sauron himself. "You think you can defeat me?" Sauron boomed.

"Please, Sauron, you're not even a challenge," Rick said, rolling his eyes.

With a flick of his wrist, Rick opened a portal beneath Sauron's feet, sending him plummeting into the abyss. The group cheered as they watched Sauron disappear.

"Well, that was easy," Rick said, taking another swig from his flask.

Gandalf looked at Rick with newfound respect. "You truly are a powerful being, Rick Sanchez. Perhaps we can share a drink together sometime."

"Anytime, old man," Rick said with a grin.

And so, Rick and Morty bid farewell to the characters of Lord of the Rings and returned to their own dimension, leaving behind a world that was forever changed by their presence.

Prompt

Write a story where the characters of Lord of the Rings are invaded by Rick and Morty.
Keep the story funny, and add dialogues from the tv show.
Make an ending where Rick beats Sauron just to show off how easy it was.
Gandalf and Rick must bond with lots of booze.