"The Revolting Recipe: A Hitchhiker's Guide to Disgusting Cuisine"

Greetings, fellow hitchhikers! Today, we shall embark on a culinary adventure unlike any other. Brace yourselves, for we shall be preparing a dish that is sure to make your taste buds revolt and your stomach churn.

For this recipe, you will need the following ingredients:

• 1 cup of spoiled milk
• 2 tablespoons of rotten eggs
• 1/2 cup of expired mayonnaise
• 1 teaspoon of moldy bread crumbs
• A pinch of salt (optional)

First, combine the spoiled milk and rotten eggs in a bowl. Whisk together until the mixture is frothy and emits a putrid odor. Next, add the expired mayonnaise and mix until the consistency is slimy and unappetizing.

Now, sprinkle in the moldy bread crumbs and stir until they are evenly distributed throughout the mixture. If desired, add a pinch of salt to enhance the already repulsive flavor.

Finally, pour the mixture into a greased baking dish and bake in a preheated oven at 350°F for 20-25 minutes, or until the top is golden brown and the aroma is unbearable.

Congratulations, you have successfully created a dish that is sure to make even the bravest of hitchhikers lose their lunch. Remember, this recipe is not for the faint of heart or weak of stomach. Proceed with caution and at your own risk. Happy cooking!

Prompt

Write a recipe for a food that would be disgusting.
Write it in the tone of "The hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy"